Is it just me, or does this warning seem a tad excessive?
I'd assume the reaction you'd get from telling a child to refrain from playing scuba in the bathtub with a blowdryer BECAUASE HE WILL DIE OF ELECTRIC SHOCK, somewhat resembles the reaction you'd get by telling him not to jump on the bed BECAUSE YOU COULD HIT THE CEILING AND DECAPITATE YOURSELF AND BLOOD WILL BE EVERYWHERE AND YOUR DETATCHED HEAD WILL ROLL UNDERNEATH THE BED AND GET EATEN UP BY THE BOOGIEMAN WHO LIVES UNDER THERE. And also Santa Claus isn't real, just in case you were wondering.
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