Dear Baby Stewzie,
I'll probably take some flack for what I'm about to say to you. I may even offend some people. Wouldn't be the first time. Probably won't be the last. But there is something I feel pretty strongly about, so I'm just going to go ahead and say it to you.
I promise I will never, EVER make you wear anything like this:
If your head gets chilly, I will outfit you in a warm hat. If your hair gets in your eyes, I will get you a haircut. However, call me crazy, but I'm 100% certain that you will be adorable and will not require the application of any type of restricting, hubcap-sized, faux floral headgear to enhance that adorableness.
You'll thank me one day.