So did Lisa, I guess, but she probably wasn't predicting...
CRABS IN HER BUSH !!!!!!
My original plan was to get a big bag of little fake rubber dog poos and scatter them all over her yard, sidewalk, porch, car, etc. But they don't sell fake rubber dog poo anymore. So I settled on a big bag-o-crabs.
And because I'm an equal-opportunity crabber, I gave them a little case of mail crabs as well.
Neighborhood Wars: They're highly contagious.
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